Moby Admits He Committed Lewd Acts Against Donald Trump

Moby, also known as Richard Melville Hall, has revealed an incident involving President Donald Trump, that we really wish we could unhear. The American producer and DJ, has been fairly active on social media, showing his discontent for President Trump. He even went as far to say that he’d move to Canada if President Trump won re-election in 2020. We’re giving a preemptive warning, the event Moby described, is a bit disturbing.

“I think I knob-touched Donald Trump.”

In his new memoir, Then It Fell Apart, Moby admits that while at a party back in 2001, he had brushed his penis on Donald Trump. Yes, it was intentional as Moby stated he and his drunk friends were bored. Trump, at the time, was working in real-estate and likely had no idea what Moby had done, even to this day. Here’s a snippet from Moby’s memoir, describing the event in his words:

“I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis. Luckily he didn’t seem to notice or even twitch.”

We’re not sure why Moby thought it was a good idea to brag about what seems to be sexual assault but then again, at least he’s open to moving to Canada. Also worth noting, there doesn’t seem to be any regret from the artist, as it sounds like he’d do it again if he could go back in time. Lastly, if you’re interested in learning more, Moby’s memoir releases next week.