“You’ve heard him with Borgore. You’ve heard him steal the show at the Daisy Carnival. And now you’ll soon have the chance to hear him on Sirius XM. Ladies and Gentleman can I have a huge round of applause for CARNAGE! *queue crowd oos and ahhs* Coming off the huge success of Incredible, Carnage has teamed up with Sirius XM Electric Area to launch the appropriately titled “Carnage Presents: INCREDIBLE” that will air at 3am EST/midnight PST on Saturday nights.”
And welcome back to your regularly scheduled programming. Today’s review of the week is a preview of the upcoming BANGER track ‘Michael Jordan’ by Carnage and Tony Junior. The review is short because I can only say wow. Really. I don’t know how they did it, but as I listened to this song I felt myself become the basketball in Michael Jordan’s hands in a ‘greatest plays’ montage. You start off as a basketball majestically dribbling down an endless basketball court, like the one in Space Jam. You’re happy as a clam as Michael Jordan cradles you in his palm while rhythmically bouncing you into the ground. Then he takes you in his hands and drives down the left; he goes left, he goes right, he leaps! And slams you down, throwing you into one of the greatest ‘MJ Top Plays‘ videos ever made, you bouncing around harder and harder in high pressure situations, his skilled hands throwing you around like a ball of some sort. If you don’t believe me, give it a listen, it’s some intense stuff, definite club banger material. For now it is only being played at a show near you by the man Carnage himself, but on July 23rd it will be released on Dim Mak Records for all of you folks at home.
But wait, there’s more! To truly celebrate this track Carnage is kicking off ‘The Six Rings Tour’ (really who names this stuff? He should work for us.) that features several high-profile performances including Osheaga in Montreal, Electric Zoo in NYC and the Mecca of EDM, the Up All Night stage at TOMORROWLAND! Luckily for all of us who are financially strapped, Carnage is going to be announcing free ticket giveaways on his Facebook page for each date on the tour (note to my knowledge he will not provide airfare and hotel accommodations.) The rest of the tour dates are listed below. So there you have it folks! A new radio show, a club banger and a huge tour to top it all off. There you go America, enjoy.
DATE CITY VENUE
Fri 7/12 Albuquerque, NM Lotus Nightclub
Sat 7/13 El Paso, TX Buchanan’s
Sun 7/14 New York, NY Laidback Luke’s Super You&Me at Governors Beach Club at Governors Island
Fri 7/19 Dallas, TX Lizard Lounge
Sat 7/20 Denver, CO Global Dance Festival
Fri 7/26 Boom, Belgium Tomorrowland
Fri 8/2 Montreal, QC Osheaga Festival at Parc-Jean Drapeau
Sat 8/3 Costa Mesa, CA Sutra
Fri 8/9 Ocean City, MD H2O Nite Club
Wed 8/14 Virginia Beach, VA Peabody’s Nightclub
Sat 8/17 Washington, DC Trillectro Music Festival at Half Street Fairgrounds
Thu 8/22 Phoenix, AZ Monarch Theatre
Fri 8/23 Miami, FL Mansion
Sat 8/24 Valley Center, CA Harrah’s Rincon Casino
Wed 8/28 Jacksonville, FL Pure Night Club
Sat 8/31 South Padre Island, TX Isla Del Sol
Sun 9/1 New York, NY Electric Zoo at Randall’s Island Park